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These are Real according to a Greens Member

Fairies are Real


Swinburne University Student Union President and Greens Member Vicky Kasidis is a practicing witch ^ who believes in fairies. (We aren't making this up!)

Its sad that children are told that faeries are not real as nothing could be further from the truth. Just like majic is real and the spirit world exists so do faeries. ^


It should come as no surprise that this nutcase's reign as Student Union President was incompetent:
the university last month cancelled $1.6 million funding to the student union, judging it had failed to deliver services. The decision followed union staff being cut from 35 to seven, employees passing a vote of no confidence in the elected student reps, and an employee of more than 25 years - former executive officer Balrama Krishnan - taking the union to the Industrial Relations Commission after being sacked. ^




Drug Nut


Jaqi Pascoe is a Greens Member^, part-time Journalist^ and wacko.

Like most Greens Members, Jaqi is a habitual drug user. Read on and you'll begin to understand the Greens soft-on-drugs policy.
as for the drugs, i manage my addiction. for most of my friends the demon is alcohol.. for me it's pot. the state brought on by a smoke is, at its best, divine.. if i could, i would stay in that state forever^


So how does a quality girl like our Greens Member Jaqi pay for her drugs ? She works as a nude model, selling her body for money to help feed her habit.^^

If you want to see pictures of her naked visit this NSFW link.^

Between nude modelling, and taking extended tokes on her bong, Jaqi lives in a bizarre fantasy world where she believes she is a Seer or Oracle who has visions, often of the future.

Observe her Yoda-like reverse speech style as she imparts her wisdom:
Woe to you who do not seek to disrupt the flux of capitalism.

Fight not, and inside 50 years this whole planet will be in economic slavery to China; that is, to the Chinese Communist Party.

So I have said.^


Mmmm.. wise. Maybe she wrote the Greens economic policy ?

More wisdom below.

I needed to talk to the sea creature again

great, i smiled to myself (with the goblin of despair sighing on my shoulder). excellent excuse to get stoned. i was looking for one and there it is.

that's not the way, said the goblin with brutal but undeniable truth. And i was busy telling it too bad, i've decided; when i realised it wasn't a goblin now but the sea creature. it had come; i didn't need to leave home to find it.^


These insane rantings demonstrate her perfect fit with the rest of the Greens Membership.



Extreme Fighting



"The Greens candidate for Port Jackson is Jamie Parker. He gained some prominence in today's Daily Telegraph as a publicist for the extreme fighting event held at the Masonic Centre in Sydney last September. This is when two competitors are placed in an octagonal cage and allowed to cause as much physical damage to each other as possible. Due to the danger of such events, it had no permit. There was no medical doctor present, but it did have Jamie Parker—so much for the great advocates of peace and antiviolence."^

Reference - Anthony Albanese (Labor)


This person is unsuitable to hold public office.




Greens Jedi hears "Voices in his Head"


Greens MLC Greg Barber bizarrely described Greens Senator Bob Brown as "the voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi in my head".^

Does this mean he is channeling Bob Brown's spirit or that he has a psychic link with the Greens leader ?

Either way it points to yet another wacky Greens member who is unfit to hold public office.


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